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One of our neighbours captured this pet in the dog park. It was running loose and there were no apparent owners nearby. It does not have any dog tags. Nor will it provide any other form of ID.
We are pretty sure someone is missing it badly.
If this unicorn belongs to you, please respond to the eNews with your name and phone number. We will have the person who found it contact you immediately.
In the meantime, the neighbour is carefully caring for it.
We are not sure what unicorns eat, how often they need to be walked or whether they can be left alone in the (fenced) yard. But, we are sure the neighbour has it all under control. Do unicorns jump fences or gatecrash?
The only true worry is whether the unicorn is capable of casting spells — which it might do if its real human is not found quickly.
This is very urgent.
The neighbour does says he isn’t fond of picking up unicorn poop. Someone else said you can eat those poops — though they do make you fat. Really? Maybe that is why they invented pooper scoopers?
Meanwhile, Happy Thanksgiving! We are grateful for magical neighbours.
